Thursday, December 9, 2010

Dickgate Update

Today Jenn Sterger's lawyers announced that she will not pursue legal action against the Thrower of Picks/Sexter of Dicks as long as the NFL sanctions Favre for his transgressions.  I think having pictures of your junk posted across the internet is enough punishment for Mr. Favre.  Not to mention the doghouse he's probably been sleeping in at home since news of this broke 2 months ago.  Just let Old Man Favre finish off his career.  I don't mean to come off as misogynistic here (coughsarcasmcough) but things like this wouldn't happen if you kept women away from a man's sport.  What did you think was going to happen when you thrww a Playboy model on the sidelines with 100's of dudes jacked up on a football game surrounding her?  Someone was bound to make some moves although sexting dicks was not the best thought out plan.  Not to mention that if saying that you're Brett Favre, a future hall of fame QB, can't get you laid...well bro it's probably not gonna happen.  You're game off the field obviously sucks go focus on what's left of the game you have on the field.  P.S. good luck surviving the NY Giants pass rush this weekend...I wouldn't be surprised if obituaries were already being written for Monday morning.

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