This is not an opinion but rather a statement...airplane bottles, as I like to call them, are the hands down clutch accessory to get you through the holidays with the fam. You can stash like 3-5 of these bitches in each pocket wherever you go. That big ass bouncer at the bar? He doesn't know...this isn't the TSA no pat-downs required. Your waitress at brunch? She doesn't know shit make that coffee memorable. In the sack with your lady? If you're doing it right she's preoccupied on penetration take a 3 second breather and slam an airplane bottle. She won't even notice. The bottom line is these are miracle makers. And they're so damn underrated and overlooked. Almost like that Timmy character in the Dickens classic "A Christmas Carol." God bless us...all of us...and an extra shout out to airplane bottles.
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