Reason #597 I Hate Hipsters

God damn hipsters think they're so fucking smart. Is there a more pretentious and self-righteous group of people in existence? Like this clown probably spent countless hours writing his little note cards and thinking of why you shouldn't have a Facebook account. Yea really cool bro. Since when is doing some creeping and checking out titty pictures not sweet? It's always fun to look at pictures of the smoke show you went to high school with who thought she was hot shit and then went to college put on 40 LBS, and got knocked up. Fucking classic you bet your ass I'll spend a few minutes looking at pictures of her fat ass and laughing. And how else are you supposed to know when the dime piece at the office breaks up with her boyfriend and needs some rebound dick in her life? Obviously this guy never used Facebook to assist in chasing skirts. If some chick pokes me on Facebook it's almost guaranteed I'll be poking in real life. Unless you're a worthless hipster...I'm glad he's teaching English in South Korea...one less fucking hipster piece of shit to deal with in this country. If anything this anti-Facebook video was a bigger cry for attention than anything I'll do on Facebook. Fucking hipsters.