This is going to be a weekly thing ladies and gentleman....our triple F threat of the week today is Eva Longoria. Recently filed for divorce...Straight. Fucking. Smokeshow...and she's only 5'2" so you know she's can be easily tossed around in the sack. There's nothing like a girl on the rebound and this chick is gonna be beating the boards hard. She's also a cougar by definition and a little thing called science has told me that women of that age have a high sex drive. BOOM. Plus she's Latin...so you know it'll be a crazy time...Game on gentlemen. Need I say more? Yes please...maybe I should have made a "Dear Santa" post for this one.
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