A blue tooth video headset. I don't condone people wearing blue tooth headsets because they make you look like a pretentious douche bag. I could see myself wearing this thing around though. I've had some pretty camera worthy moments where I either can't get to my camera fast enough or just don't have it on me and this little gadget would have come in handy. Remember that wild party on Saturday night where those two broads started scissoring each other on the living room floor? Oh that's right you don't remember because you were on your 8th glass of Johnnie Walker and you've taken the one way trip to black out central. Well guess what friend...now you don't have to remember because you had your trusty video camera ear piece and some low budget porno company is totally going to throw some paper your way for that amateur girl-on-girl action you captured. Now your the fucking man with a pocket full of dough. You can start blacking out every night if you choose as long as you've got your trusty ear camera to put the pieces of the puzzle together for you when you wake up on the front lawn and your pants are missing. When I think about it this thing could have so many different uses. The best part is people wouldn't even know you have a damn video camera on your ear piece. That leaves the potential to capture some pretty outrageous footage/blackmail fodder. It captures 5 hours of video and it's only $200...a small price to pay for the priceless moments you could capture on video. It even sends video to your smart phone over blue tooth so you can post that HD video of your boy swapping spit with Shamu to Facebook almost instantly. I totally want one and I don't give a shit if I look like a dickhead walking around with a blue tooth headset on.
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