Charlie Sheen has gone off the radar this morning in Las Vegas totally MIA and most likely not going to be on set for work on Two And A Half Men today. His people and his bosses are worried and pissed. I on the other hand feel inspired. The man has been in Sin City all weekend on a bender with three porn stars including one of my favorites Bree Olson. How can you not want to party with this guy just once? It's seriously on my bucket list to have a night on the town with Charlie Sheen. Dude is just a pro whether it be locking naked prostitutes in a closet, tearing up rooms at The Plaza, or banging porn stars for days on end and then telling "the man" to go fuck himself and going MIA in Vegas. What a trooper. Not to mention he pulls in about $2 million per episode of Two And A Half Men. I should have been an actor...maybe it's not too late. I feel like that's the kind of lifestyle I was cut out for. On a side note let's hope the reason he's MIA is that he's too busy with his porn star foursome to pick up his phone and not dead somewhere in the desert. I love this guys acting and his antics I'd hate for anything bad to happen to him. As a bonus I've provided some photos of the lovely Bree Olson below. Total smokeshow. Giggity. Call me when you're through with Charlie sugar tits.
UPDATE: Charlie is en route to LA via private jet and heading to work. Like a fucking boss. Boom.
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