At one point in time Arnold Schwarzenegger was the biggest movie star on the planet. I remember the first time I watched the Terminator movies and the next time I went to get my haircut I told the stylist I wanted my haircut to be like Arnold's. The man was an inspiration. I even had to opportunity to meet him when I was little. I was on vacation in Key West and I was throwing back virgin pina coladas in the hot tub at the Pier House Resort when the one and only Arnie gets in the tub with me. I thought I was going to lose my shit. He was staying at the resort while filming True Lies.
Fast forward 15 years and once again Arnold has me losing my shit except this time I'm not in a hot tub. I am however in awe of the fact that the woman above was Arnold's side piece. Arnold, your girlfriend, WOOF. Come on maaaan. You're better than that! You're the fucking Terminator! You're the Governator! Why the fuck is a troll like this even on your staff bro?? It always blows my mind when people of power stoop to these levels. Sure Maria Shriver is no prize but at least she's a Kennedy. That clout somewhat makes up for the fact that she looks like skeletor. I just see these people who can have it all and they go and raw-dog a gorilla. Bad form. I pull high quality ass for some reason and I can't imagine what would happen if I had the power of Hollywood behind me. It would be ludicrous. Which is why Arnold should be ashamed of himself. With great power comes the responsibility to only smash great pussy and Arnold you've let us all down. Shame on you.
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